How much time have you actually spent out in your garden this year so far??? I would hazard a guess that it would not be too long. As soon as you sit out, the clouds roll in and the wind direction changes to a Northerly. Down comes the freezing wind, rain and anything else like volcanic ash.
BUT, if you had designed, purchased and built your own DIY conservatory a little earlier in the year, you could have been in it when the weather went wrong,sipping your glass of red and watching the weeds grow outside
Makes you think, dunnit?